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Will someone please tell our youth, that smiles are beautiful? Thank you.
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ORPHANS
Can’t live with ‘em, easy to live without ‘em.
That’s why they’re ORPHANS.
Black people only eat salad if there is murder, spousal abuse and Air Jordan’s in it.
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If someone says ‘I love you’ for the first time . . and you’re not ready to say ‘I love you, too’ . . just say ‘I love U2′ . . they’ll never know the difference.
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When Facebook implements the mandatory ‘timeline’, I will use it to go back to the year 2000 .. where I will then invent ‘Facebook’ .. become a billionaire, and have sex with Renee Zellweger before she fucks up her face. Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg.
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Don’t post pictures of your baby Ultrasound. It looks like you put a newborn in a pillow case and smacked it against a tree. It’s not cute.
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Sometimes I wish I was retarded. You can murder, steal and rape and the only punishment is someone saying, “Bad, Timmy!
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