COREY PATERSON

I wish I had tattoos so people would notice me. I wish I had...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 00:01:41 -0500

I wish I had tattoos so people would notice me.

I wish I had self confidence so girls would date me.

I wish for you to know, that regardless of these faults …

I’ve noticed you.

I'm on to you.

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:33:11 -0500

Post a sweet picture of Steve Guttenberg dressed as a super Jew in spandex and you get nothin’. Post a picture of Kate Upton with her breasts in mid ripple and it flies all over the Internet.

Fine, people. I see how you wanna play this.

I miss the 80’s, and the 80’s miss you, Steve...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:20:24 -0500

I miss the 80’s, and the 80’s miss you, Steve Guttenberg. Save some ass for the rest of us.

Wrote a pretty awesome story with original pictures (37 of...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 22:20:06 -0500

Wrote a pretty awesome story with original pictures (37 of them). Check it out and hang in there for the ending. It’s quick.

The Adventures of Patrick Swayze: The Great White Swayze

Hey, guess what?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:56:50 -0400

I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.

"Trying to order a Subway sandwich using only lyrics from Journey songs is super complicated."

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:55:10 -0400

“Trying to order a Subway sandwich using only lyrics from Journey songs is super complicated.”

- Midgetspar.com

Anne Hathaway REALLY is my perfect type. Good … Gawd.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:24:54 -0400

Anne Hathaway REALLY is my perfect type. Good … Gawd.

2012 NFL Mock Draft April 14th Update

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:21:23 -0400

3 Round NFL Mock Draft updated. If you like football, jokes, offensive shit, hot women, etc … go here. If you want to just see the Mock Draft … go here.

Brooklyn Decker. The only good thing about any Adam Sandler...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:10:52 -0400

Brooklyn Decker. The only good thing about any Adam Sandler movie in the last 5 years.

Stupid News For Stupid People

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:08:50 -0400

Here are the top 10 headlines of the day. All stories and articles that you shouldn’t care about, but for some reason … you’re fascinated. So here they are with my brief thoughts or each one …. read more

FACT

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:01:05 -0400

The main reason I don’t hunt is because I’m 99.4% sure I’d blow my own fuckin’ face off.

Here are some recent random thoughts and jokes I've written, party people. Click if you want to see how dumb I am.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:29:53 -0400

Here are some recent random thoughts and jokes I've written, party people. Click if you want to see how dumb I am.

Alice Eve She’s In My League .. hopefully.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:15:24 -0400

Alice Eve

She’s In My League .. hopefully.

2012 NFL Mock Draft

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:14:09 -0400

2 round, April 6th update. The smartest move for the Cleveland Browns would be to pass on Ryan Tannehill and draft weapons for next years Quarterback Click For Draft

Yup

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:22:53 -0400

Yup

I’m 100% sure he remembers.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:21:12 -0400

I’m 100% sure he remembers.

Saturday Night Live Cast Exodus

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:19:40 -0400

Next season of SNL might blow hard, with Kristen Wiig Read More …

This should be socially acceptable .. maybe .. I dunno.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:15:53 -0400

This should be socially acceptable .. maybe .. I dunno.

Haha, cute.

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:15:28 -0400

Haha, cute.

The Hunger Games Reigns King

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:13:21 -0400

As much as I make fun of shit, I really do want to see “The Hunger Games”. It dominated the box office once again, even with the release of two new … (read the rest here)