Hey, guess what?

I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.

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Trying to order a Subway sandwich using only lyrics from Journey songs is super complicated.

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Stupid News For Stupid People

Here are the top 10 headlines of the day. All stories and articles that you shouldn’t care about, but for some reason … you’re fascinated. So here they are with my brief thoughts or each one …. read more 

FACT

The main reason I don’t hunt is because I’m 99.4% sure I’d blow my own fuckin’ face off.

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2012 NFL Mock Draft

2 round, April 6th update. The smartest move for the Cleveland Browns would be to pass on Ryan Tannehill and draft weapons for next years Quarterback Click For Draft